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New Pwner PC on the Way!

Yo pwners.. a little update for yalls.. PwnerAdam has just purchased a sweet new PC for ultimate pwnage.. here are the details:

CASE – $69.96: COOLER MASTER HAF 922 RC-922M-KKN1-GP Black Steel +
Plastic and Mesh Bezel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811119197

HARD DRIVE – $64.99: Western Digital 640 GB Caviar Black SATA 7200 RPM
32 MB Cache Bulk/OEM Desktop Hard Drive WD6401AALS
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001GQYYSQ/ref=oss_product

CD/DVD BURNER – $21.99: ITE-ON Black 24X DVD+R 8X DVD+RW 8X DVD+R DL
24X DVD-R 6X DVD-RW 12X DVD-RAM 16X DVD-ROM 48X CD-R 32X CD-RW 48X
CD-ROM 2MB Cache SATA
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827106289

POWER SUPPLY – $54.99: OCZ ModXStream Pro OCZ600MXSP 600W ATX12V V2.2
/ EPS12V SLI Certified CrossFire Ready 80 PLUS Certified Modular
Active PFC Power Supply
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817341017

CPU COOLER – $29.98: COOLER MASTER Hyper 212 Plus Intel Core i5 &
Intel Core i7 compatible RR-B10-212P-G1 120mm “heatpipe direct
contact”
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16835103065

CPU – $194.99: Intel Core i5-750 Lynnfield 2.66GHz 8MB L3 Cache LGA
1156 95W Quad-Core Processor
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819115215

RAM – $109.99: G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM
DDR3 1600 (PC3 12800) Desktop Memory Model F3-12800CL9D-4GBRL
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231277

VIDEO CARD – $159.99: SAPPHIRE 100283-2L Radeon HD 5770 1GB 128-bit
GDDR5 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Video Card
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102864

MOTHERBOARD – $139.99: MSI P55-GD65 LGA 1156 Intel P55 ATX Intel Motherboard
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813130239

Total: $846.87

PwnerAdam is coming to town..

Ho – Ho – Home, Merry Christmas – PwnerAdam is coming home tonight (after he aces his last final)… yeah baby

123 B-O-C

Hello fellow pwners… well I snagged a random crap in the wootoff on Friday… can you say Saaahweeet? Here is a pic of my receipt and a history of all my pwnin woot buys so far… Hopefully I get something really sweet this time!

bocreceipt9-25-09

Pwn ya later,

PwnerAdam

Well, it’s about time for the PWNERSWEB 1st Annual Favicon Contest

I know noobs sometimes visit this website (no matter how hard we pwn them they still find a way) so… What is a Favicon?!

….but it’s time to get creative and submit your pwner favicon entry no later then Friday, March 20th 11:59PM.

We will then have a judging and winner of the PWNERSWEB 1st Annual Favicon Contest will receive tons of moolah. Maybe even a few pwner hardware components-whatever we have lying around here at PWNERSWEB.

GOODLUCK

PS: Read this on how-to create a favicon

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ENTRIES: Here are the current entries for the contest.

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PwnerAlex: Just quick made this one to show how much we own noobs.

Small (16×16)

PwnerAlex's entry, small

Big (64×64)

PwnerAlex's entry to the favicon contest

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Random Crap has Arrived!

Yeah, you heard me right.. the Random Crap from the 2/19/09 Woot Off has landed in my lap today and it is awesome! The contents include:

1) Four Straps for some kind of Laptop or Duffel Bag valued at ???

2) One Lowepro Digital Camera Bag (Red/Black Color) valued at $16.99 http://products.lowepro.com/product/Rezo-20,2011.htm

3) One Pwnin’ 12″ Top Gun George W Bush Action Hero valued at $29.99 http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-bush-fs.shtml

4) DRUMROLL………….One Momento 100 10.2 inch Wireless Digital Picture Frame valued at $299.99 or $349.99!!! https://offer.momentolive.com/store/pc-18-2-momento-100.aspx or http://www.amazon.com/Momento-10-2-Inch-Wireless-Digital-Picture/dp/B000J6E2WW

So that brings the total haul to a value of $346.99 – whatever the laptop straps are worth.. and all for the cost of $2.99 + $5.00 shipping = $8.00…. I’d say that’s definitely worth it! If anyone needs a strap for a laptop bag for any reason, just let me know… Thanks Woot!

More Pwning Later,

PwnerAdam

Random Crap!

Well, the random crap came in the woot off at approximately 5:30 pm.. just as expected.. Fellow PwnerAndy was online, so i told him to get ready, and BAM!, there it was… Anyways i got pretty lucky and made it to the buy page, and then the order processing page, so i think i got it.. unfortunately PwnerAndy didn’t get it… Since my order is still processing, i thought i would provide you with the screenshot as some proof, for those of you who don’t believe me, but you should because i am in fact a pwner… anyways hopefully it is a good one this time around.. my last two were pretty crappy…

“pwn ya later”,

Pwner Adam

ps: i will update with the order confirmed page later tonight when i get it (hopefully)

woot

orderprocessing

New PwnerSetup — Dual Monitors

hey pwners.. well i was cleaning up my room and packing and i suddenly thought.. hey, since i don’t have a box for this huge monitor why don’t i put it to use… So using my high intelligence, I intuitively connected the monitor cable to the laptop port and BAM! two monitors for extra pwning… here are some pics.. and by the way,  i will be home tonight and then the pwners will all be united, for some ultimate noobery slaying..

News Just In!

hey guys.. guess what.. remember that halo 3/cs:source tourney? well, i just came home $35 bucks in Best Buy gift cards richer.. yeah thats right.. i pwned them noobies.. here are the details.. for the halo 3 tourney, i got stuck with three noobs that wanted to call our team “elite haxors”, but then they changed it to “Doll House”??? .. yeah i know .. lame.. they were so bad.. anyways, i carried the team and we took second overall for a $15 gift card (first place got $20)… so that was that.. and for the cs:source tourney.. oh boy did i pwn.. first of all the people who set it up were total noobcakeramas… they said we were just gonna do a gun game, but they didn’t even have the mod i guess?? well whatever… so they put the map to de_dust (yes the original) and i was like yes.. maybe if i get enough kills i can raise my rank from 3 to 1 in ther server eehehehehhhehh… anyways.. they said just go on any team and whoever has the most kills wins..?? i dont know how that was fair but w/e… so anyways after four rounds the game ended.. and they are like woops, we didnt know that it was set like that… so then they set the round time to like 10 min?? i dont know why cuz these nooblardios were just camping and each round took like 8 mins at least.. anyways, the 10 rounds went by (i was in the lead on my team and had the most overall kills) and they were like lets do one more.. so they went to cs_italy.. lol..i know what a noobian map.. so whatever i was on ct and all the t were just camping in the hostage house and i went in there and raped them all.. prolly like 10 of my kills were knife kills.. lol .. there were like two other pretty good guys but i still owned all the other noobies.. so long story short (not really i guess that was pretty long) … well i got first place cuz i had the most kills total.. yah i guess thats sums up the tournement.. it was pretty gay but i owned and got $20 Best Buy gift card for winning the cs tourney and $35 overall.. guess i’ll have to buy something nice from best buy.. maybe put it towards a pwner headset or a pwner keyboard or maybe a pwner monitor.. who knows? anyways peace out pwners – ttyl

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