I hereby declare Asa Olson of Danbury, WI as this week’s Pwner of the Week. He has successfully hacked into Brett Panosh’s facebook, dirtied his futon, and tricked him into getting 17,780 meatspins! Asa is currently a English Major at the University of Wisconsin – Madison who enjoys pwning noobs. Here is a picture of him riding his pwning machine ealier today, probably right before he proceeded to pwn some little nooblets.
The runner-up for this week was Kenny Strasser AKA K-Strass. This guy has shown up on live television six times in the past month (5 in WI), tricking the hosts into thinking he is a eco-friendly Yo-Yo master. Despite being absolutely horrible at using a Yo-Yo, he is an expert con artist who keeps convincing news stations and others to put him on the air. Click HERE for some of his hilarious live debuts and to read all about how he pwned several local news stations.
Stay tuned for next week’s POW (Pwner of the Week)…
Tags: Asa Olson, fake yo-yo master, Meatspin, nude men, POW, Pwner of the Week
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Hey Pwners… Well, pwner cards design #2 showed up today.. let me know what you think and vote on whichever one you like the best.
PwnerAdam out.
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Tags: awesome cards, Pwner Merchandise, pwner playing cards, sweet pwner logos
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Hey pwners..Our very own PwnerAdam has taken the plunge and bought some custom printed pwner cards. They are off the wall banging sweet. This reminds me, we should definitely get to designing those t-shirts we had planned, maybe I’ll start GIMPin’ some ideas. I took a quick pic of the cards, they are sharp lookin’
Tags: custom print cards, merchandise, pwner cards, pwners, pwnersweb.com
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Merry Christmas! Also, check this out:
YEP THATS RIGHT! PWNED. the 3 Pwner brothers each pwned their very own BOC tonight. NICEEEEE! BOOM HEADSHOT!
Tags: bag of crap, christmas boc, pwned, santa's bag of crap, trifecta, woot
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Going back to school soon– hopefully this place gets more bizzy. Lady Gaga has a poon and a peener I hear. Cool.
It sucks that summer is so short because I have been winning so many disc golf events. Oh well. See’ya around.
Tags: chillin, Disc Golf, lady gaga, pwning sweet, summer ending
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What is the difference between jam and jelly?
I can’t jelly my cock down your throat!
hahahaha good one
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women?
You can unscrew a light bulb!
HEHE funny as heck–Dunno where these are from but heard them around the bush. Let’s hear some more if you can think of any and i’ll update this shiznit
Tags: awesome, frickin so funny, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, incredible, jokes, pwning jokes. pwner jokes, sweet
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Well– Thursday at around 2pm I will be done for the semester. This summer is gonna be pwning sweet– tons of discing, tons of pwning, and tons of pwning hot girls. See ya soon
pwning andy with hot booth babes
Tags: booth babes, coming home, finals over, pwning, summer
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PWNER TROPHY GOES TO ADAM AUTOMATICALLY THIS MONTH
NICE!
Tags: animated, animation, awesome, dancing, funny, gif, hilarious, Pwner, pwning
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I know noobs sometimes visit this website (no matter how hard we pwn them they still find a way) so… What is a Favicon?!
….but it’s time to get creative and submit your pwner favicon entry no later then Friday, March 20th 11:59PM.
We will then have a judging and winner of the PWNERSWEB 1st Annual Favicon Contest will receive tons of moolah. Maybe even a few pwner hardware components-whatever we have lying around here at PWNERSWEB.
GOODLUCK
PS: Read this on how-to create a favicon
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ENTRIES: Here are the current entries for the contest.
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PwnerAlex: Just quick made this one to show how much we own noobs.
Small (16×16)
Big (64×64)
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Tags: contest, creative, design, favicon, icon, updates
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Hey Pwners.. Well, I have some good news… Team Fortress 2 is 50% off in spirit of a new update — the Scout Update! (http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/) Yeah.. you Pwners heard me right.. they released the scout update last night, so if you start up steam you will get to download all of the update goodies (i pasted the detailed update below for your enjoyment). Anyways.. i took action and hopped on this deal and bought TF2, so we’ll have to get the PwnSquad together and play TF2 (probably this weekend b/c i have an exam on Friday and i’m gonna be busy until then..). Also, they released the meet the scout video, which is great.. just like all the other steam “meet the ___” videos.. anyway i attached that as well.. lookin forward to pwnin noobies in TF2 very soon…
Meet the Scout
New features
- Added The Force-A-Nature, The Sandman, and Bonk!
- Added 35 new Scout achievements
- Added crit boosted on/off sound effects
- Added new sounds for upgraded teleporters
- Added new sound for a fully charged medic dying
- Add bonus points section to scores
- Scouts earn a bonus point for killing Medics who are actively healing a target
- Added several new speech concepts, mostly hooked up to new Scout lines
- Added new “Remember last weapon between lives” option to the Multiplayer Advanced dialog
- Spies can now control which weapon the enemy team sees them holding. Hitting the “last disguise” key while disguised updates the disguise to show the Spy’s currently held weapon
- Added several new Arena mode announcer speech events.
- Added “First Blood” to Arena mode
- Removed 2x item respawn times in arena
- Changed backstab handling to fix facestabs
- Spies disguised as enemy team can now see player IDs for enemies
New maps
- Added community maps: cp_egypt, arena_watchtower, and cp_junction
- Updated cp_fastlane with Arttu’s new version
Mapmaker requests
- Added new input for forward speed modifier to FuncTrainTrain
- Added TeleportToPathTrack input to func_tracktrain
Bugfixes
- Fixed a bug where players would sometimes gib from non-gib damage kills
- Fixed stat screen showing an entry for a class called “map.”
- Fixed item model panels not using team skins
- Fixed obscure bug where spectators were able to carry the flag
Tags: PwnSquad, Scout Update, Team Fortress 2, TF2
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