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pwnersweb is working hard on flash games..

PwnerAlex — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:17:16 +0000

So, PwnerAdam and I have been learning the in’s and out’s of using flash, and we got ourselves a pretty good grip on how things work. Expect some flash games in the future, we might even get some sponsored! Anyways, wish us luck, and if you have any type of request or question, feel free to comment. Sweet.

New Sturgeon game is up…

PwnerAlex — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:55:05 +0000

So I finally finished the second version of Pwner Sturgeon, it’s a pretty sweet upgrade, now we can keep track of our high scores. Let me know of things I can add or improve with it in the comments or something. Check it out here Sturgeon

UPDATE: High scores are now implemented, check it out, we can have competitions or something

PWNER-ECKSTREME-STURGEON-RAMPAGE-EVOLUTION version 2.0

PwnerAlex — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:48:06 +0000

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HOW TO PLAY:
Dodge as many spears as you can..comment below with your high score

Update: I just implemented MochiScores, you can now submit your score and we can keep track of high scores and stuff like that..

Sprint Palm Pre — Short ‘n sweet Review

PwnerAndy — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:44:02 +0000

Well, decided to get the HTC EVO. Out of stock, so I got the Palm Pre until available.

First impressions:
-really snappy, fast, intuitive.
-multitasking is amazing

In-Depth:
I really, really love this phone. Thinking of keeping it instead of getting the EVO. Especially after increasing the clock speed from 500mhz to 800mhz, the thing blazes. It does everything I need it to–I wish there was a newer version out, with a better camera/video capture and playback. Also a model design would be welcome, I don’t like the ‘egg’ look too much–but I do like the hardware keyboard.

The screen (320×480) looks absolutely brilliant. I am a fan of higher resolutions–and that could be fixed in the next version with a bigger display. I’ve seen a lot of cell phone displays and this one jumps out at ya. Looks really nice.

Pros over windows mobile:
-I can click through so many things so fast on the Pre whereas on my old Touch Pro2, I would have bogged down the device so fast–even just text messaging someone is really fast.

Compared to Android:
I’ve been dabbling with Android for awhile–I really like Android, but it seems kind of boring to me. WebOS notifications are similar to Android’s which I really like.

Pros over everything:
Like I said, I really like the multitasking. The card system is incredible. Just swipe up, see ur open apps, swipe that up and closed. I can open and close a dozen programs in mere seconds. Super awesome–And super responsive.

Conclusion:
I’ve always like Palm and their cell phones. There usually is just one thing I don’t like about each handset since back in the Treo 700wx days. For this one, they made the hardware switch for volume on or off not actually be on or off. Videos/music/others will still play sound, which one could argue is a feature, but I disagree. I’m honest when I say I want to keep this phone.

Welcome improvements:
-Native on-screen keyboard.
-Bigger/higher resolution display.
-Better hardware keyboard (not use to the small Palm one yet, but when I am I’m sure it will be fine).

Anticipation holder offer

PwnerAlex — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 02:07:54 +0000

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HOW TO PLAY:
click PLAY…..and AGAIN…over and over again

really? this had to happen?

PwnerAlex — Wed, 19 May 2010 00:13:54 +0000

shit guys, were in trouble, my ankle has suffered a tragic accident, I don’t know if I will recover, this is life threatening. Judging by the way it feels my recovery is questionable, goodbye NFL dreams…….lol just kidding im indestructible and this minor baby change

New Pwner PC on the Way!

PwnerAdam — Sat, 15 May 2010 07:08:15 +0000

Yo pwners.. a little update for yalls.. PwnerAdam has just purchased a sweet new PC for ultimate pwnage.. here are the details:

CASE – $69.96: COOLER MASTER HAF 922 RC-922M-KKN1-GP Black Steel +
Plastic and Mesh Bezel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811119197

HARD DRIVE – $64.99: Western Digital 640 GB Caviar Black SATA 7200 RPM
32 MB Cache Bulk/OEM Desktop Hard Drive WD6401AALS
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001GQYYSQ/ref=oss_product

CD/DVD BURNER – $21.99: ITE-ON Black 24X DVD+R 8X DVD+RW 8X DVD+R DL
24X DVD-R 6X DVD-RW 12X DVD-RAM 16X DVD-ROM 48X CD-R 32X CD-RW 48X
CD-ROM 2MB Cache SATA
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827106289

POWER SUPPLY – $54.99: OCZ ModXStream Pro OCZ600MXSP 600W ATX12V V2.2
/ EPS12V SLI Certified CrossFire Ready 80 PLUS Certified Modular
Active PFC Power Supply
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817341017

CPU COOLER – $29.98: COOLER MASTER Hyper 212 Plus Intel Core i5 &
Intel Core i7 compatible RR-B10-212P-G1 120mm “heatpipe direct
contact”
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16835103065

CPU – $194.99: Intel Core i5-750 Lynnfield 2.66GHz 8MB L3 Cache LGA
1156 95W Quad-Core Processor
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819115215

RAM – $109.99: G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM
DDR3 1600 (PC3 12800) Desktop Memory Model F3-12800CL9D-4GBRL
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231277

VIDEO CARD – $159.99: SAPPHIRE 100283-2L Radeon HD 5770 1GB 128-bit
GDDR5 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Video Card
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102864

MOTHERBOARD – $139.99: MSI P55-GD65 LGA 1156 Intel P55 ATX Intel Motherboard
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813130239

Total: $846.87

Pwner of the Week

PwnerAdam — Tue, 11 May 2010 01:53:57 +0000

I hereby declare Asa Olson of Danbury, WI as this week’s Pwner of the Week. He has successfully hacked into Brett Panosh’s facebook, dirtied his futon, and tricked him into getting 17,780 meatspins! Asa is currently a English Major at the University of Wisconsin – Madison who enjoys pwning noobs. Here is a picture of him riding his pwning machine ealier today, probably right before he proceeded to pwn some little nooblets.

The runner-up for this week was Kenny Strasser AKA K-Strass. This guy has shown up on live television six times in the past month (5 in WI), tricking the hosts into thinking he is a eco-friendly Yo-Yo master. Despite being absolutely horrible at using a Yo-Yo, he is an expert con artist who keeps convincing news stations and others to put him on the air. Click HERE for some of his hilarious live debuts and to read all about how he pwned several local news stations.

Stay tuned for next week’s POW (Pwner of the Week)…

I got bored

PwnerAlex — Sat, 01 May 2010 10:22:54 +0000

So I blew everything in the map up..

If you are on this site, you won’t see this sign.

PwnerAndy — Sat, 01 May 2010 01:41:05 +0000