Archive for October, 2008

Hello fellow pwners and random site viewers.. Have I got some news for you! Today I came home from my classes checking my mail as I walked into my dorm, my ordinary everyday routine. But today, something special happened. I looked into my mail box and saw that I had a package! What? I wasn’t expecting my beloved BOC this early? What could this be? And so I eagerly grabbed my box, and went up to my room to find out what the mystery box had in store for me… I saw instantly who it was from and smiled — Devin Blodgett! The package was covered with the sweetes post stamps I have ever seen in my life.. I never knew they made them this cool. There was probably like one thousand, three hundred and thirty-seven of them or so… As I quickly, yet carefully opened the box I was nearly blinded by bright green, purple, and orange tissue papers. Then, as I took out the tissue paper, I uncovered something really magical! HALLOWEEN CANDY AND SNACKS!!! There are millions and billions and trillions of different kinds! I was so happy, I almost fainted and then came back to my senses, only to fall into a dream world once again until I finally realized that this is R-L (real life for the nooblarinians who don’t know 1337 5p34k). I couldn’t believe my eyes! So many different kinds of treats that every pwner in their right mind always dreamed of having… and all of that goodness packed into one box! Well, since I know you all think that this is too good to be true and that I am probably making this up, I have attached pictures and a sweet video of this amazing halloween mystery package. You can be jealous, but don’t hate the player, hate the game. That’s all for today’s daily update from me, I’ll see you all next time when my sweet Bag O’ Crap arrives!

Your best friend and idol forever,

PwnstarAdam

Video (sorry for the bad quality): Mystery Halloween Package

EDIT: So something really weird just happend.. I was sitting here in my desk and I thought I heard someones voice coming from the sweet mystery box I just got.. I quick started recording and I think I caught it saying something to all of us pwners and our family, but I can’t quite make it out… I’m not sure where it came from, but it sounded like it was coming from one of the star wars stickers… Let me know if you guys can make out what he/she is trying to say.. here is the sound I recorded: Mysterious Voice from Surprise Package

Good afternoon pwnadies and pwnentlemen…  Well, my random woot shirt arrived today and I decided to test out Mobiola Webcam for my phone and make a little video of the opening, and boy is it a sweet one. I am really happy with this shirt and it is awesome.. i think i’ll wear it tonight while I pwn an endless amount of nub muffins… Unfortunately the video has no audio, but I think it still worked out alright.. Hopefully i’ll work something out before the BOC gets here or i’ll use my laptops webcam for that opening… what do you pwners think? pretty sweet huh?

Random Woot Shirt Opening

btw.. here is a better picture of the shirt since the video quality is pretty nubbish…

-PwnerAdam-

Okay, so I am not sure how I became a pwner, but somehow I have been granted access to this site and so I am posting my first pwntastic post.  I am learning lots of new things on pwnersweb, including words like sooper, funnynesstastic, funnay, nooblettos, and pwnerificola.

Since Pwner Adam had such great success with his poetry, I have also decided to introduce myself with a poem.

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This is my first post on pwnersweb.com

I really hope that it’s not a total bomb

I want to be a pwner, to be sooper funnay

But I’m afraid you’ll think I’m a dummay

I don’t have many good ideas of my own

I just know my posts must include the word pwn

I hope you all can cut me a break

Because as I write this it’s getting kind of late

I have to wake up and go to work tomorrow

And that little thought fills me with sorrow

Still I have great hope things will be okay

After all, tomorrow is fo sho Friday