So if you checked woot.com today, you would have noticed that there was a flippin’ sweet bag of crap. All three of us pwner brothers were down in my room and I came out with 1 while they, unfortunately, did not. By tradition, here is the order confirmation…Merry Christmas!
EDIT: ZOMG!1! PwnerAdam just checked his account page, and he got a BOC too!!! Here’s his confirmation..
I want mad fencing skills like this dude. He should probably be an honorary pwner…
hey pwners.. well i was cleaning up my room and packing and i suddenly thought.. hey, since i don’t have a box for this huge monitor why don’t i put it to use… So using my high intelligence, I intuitively connected the monitor cable to the laptop port and BAM! two monitors for extra pwning… here are some pics.. and by the way, i will be home tonight and then the pwners will all be united, for some ultimate noobery slaying..
Attention all pwners!!! I usually am not too fond of Christmas music, but I found this new song that’s actually pretty good. It goes along with a video… it’s pretty amateur but funny. anyway, here’s a link.
Probably the only good Christmas song
Let me know what you think. Plus maybe we can get this Christmas post going for a while, everyone should link to their favorite new Christmas video/song.
Hey guys. So I just got done playing some Yatzee with my mom, and I whooped her 3 games in a row. I thought I did really super dangin’ good with a high score of 327, but then I looked through the box on the old sheets and almost crapped my pants by some high scores that I found, and guess who’s they were? Our own pwning members Joe and Melissa. Wow, Melissa def pwned in that game of Yatzee. I’ll let the pictures show the details.
Hey fellow pwners, we got the roster page up and running so hurry up and fill in your details with a pic of you pwning.
You can view the current roster by clicking on the link on the right hand side of the website…
I was downstairs with the kiddos and heard the alarm go off on mywoot.net. A Bag of Crap! I ran to the computer and clicked “I Want One” and waited….and waited. For good measure I opened up a couple of extra windows and clicked “I Want One” in those too! I kept getting busy server errors so I kept refreshing. Two of my windows progressed to the page where you enter in your payment information. Hooray! I entered in the three digit credit card number on one page, and tried to pay with PayPal on the other. I’m not sure which works faster, but I clicked “Submit Order Information” super fast on both of them. The credit card page timed out – server busy. The PayPal page had me enter my woot password in again for “extra security” – more like “extra pain the butt making me miss my crap!” Both pages eventually ended in server busy error, along with my other windows. My account page shows no crap order, so no random crap for me. However, while I was busy trying to get some woot crap, I failed to notice Joey’s signals that he needed to use the bathroom. When I finally was finished trying to get my woot crap, I got to unwrap my own personal little bag of crap which Joey made for me. In his pants. Hooray.
Well, hello fellow pwners. Our BOC came on Friday, but it was such a downer that we haven’t posted it yet. The contents are:
(1) Herman Munster 8″ Action Figure
(1) Lowepro Cirrus 100 Digital Camera Bag
(3) Targus desktop security lock for iPod
(4) Griffin iClear invisible protector for Sansa
And that’s all. At least all items are new in the original packaging. Maybe we can sell them on eBay? But we have no use for locking our iPod to our desk, we certainly don’t own any lame-o Sansa players, and we put our sleek and small digital camera in our pocket and not in a ginormous bulky bag. Also, Herman Munster definitely looks gay. Hopefully we can sucker some other poor noobs into paying us big money for this stuff.
hey guys.. here is the email Woot! sent out today.. they hinted for a woot off tonight.. what do you guys think.. will there be one? I think so, so get your Random Crap hats on and get ready to get your Bargain Orgasm Causer!
here is the email they sent out:
“Welcome to Woot’s first official recession-era newsletter! For the next 12 to 24 months, all citizens are expected to fret over, worry about, or even directly experience the nadir of a consumerist society – OMG! What will we do when we stop buying stuff? Economists now agree that we’re headed through a prolonged period of decreased consumer spending (you really need an advanced degree to come up with insights like that). Beyond that, it’s anybody guess. Will the only growth sectors in the economy be shoe repair, pipe salvage, and roadside apple sales? Or will we bring on a quick recovery by doing patriotic things like buying stuff we can’t afford and spending more money than we make?
As a retailer, it’d make sense for us to fall in with the BUY STUFF, AMERICA conga line. But by now, you know that we at Woot never do things the “normal”, “sensible”, “rational”, “intelligent” way. We’re not about to follow the herd over a cliff. When we go over a cliff, it’s because of our own poor judgment, not someone else’s. That’s been our credo since about five minutes ago, when we first thought of it. And we’ve stayed true to it ever since.
That’s why we’re encouraging you and your fellow wooters to save this holiday season. Save your money! Save until you pull a saving muscle. Horde your money until you are literally choking on it. Save until maybe, like, mid-February or so, when the market will be a-glut with great deals for the taking every day. You’ll avoid the crowds, take advantage of desperate retailers, and not have to hear “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time” even once.
Sure, maybe you’ll disappoint some of your loved ones. But if they really love you, they can wait a couple of months, especially if your finances are at stake. Besides, if your so-called loved ones wanted you to set yourself on fire, would you? Of course you wouldn’t. And that’s the kind of independent thinking that will one day break the mindless conformity of our consumerist holiday ways.
But be warned: you’ll want to stay far away from Woot.com this week. The breadth and scope of bargains we’ll be offering – especially starting Tuesday morning at midnight – will be powerfully tempting. They could even lead you back down the spend-spend-spend path with the rest of the sheep. And that would make us sad enough to cry while we’re taking your money.
See you in February!
Woot.com”
hey guys.. guess what.. remember that halo 3/cs:source tourney? well, i just came home $35 bucks in Best Buy gift cards richer.. yeah thats right.. i pwned them noobies.. here are the details.. for the halo 3 tourney, i got stuck with three noobs that wanted to call our team “elite haxors”, but then they changed it to “Doll House”??? .. yeah i know .. lame.. they were so bad.. anyways, i carried the team and we took second overall for a $15 gift card (first place got $20)… so that was that.. and for the cs:source tourney.. oh boy did i pwn.. first of all the people who set it up were total noobcakeramas… they said we were just gonna do a gun game, but they didn’t even have the mod i guess?? well whatever… so they put the map to de_dust (yes the original) and i was like yes.. maybe if i get enough kills i can raise my rank from 3 to 1 in ther server eehehehehhhehh… anyways.. they said just go on any team and whoever has the most kills wins..?? i dont know how that was fair but w/e… so anyways after four rounds the game ended.. and they are like woops, we didnt know that it was set like that… so then they set the round time to like 10 min?? i dont know why cuz these nooblardios were just camping and each round took like 8 mins at least.. anyways, the 10 rounds went by (i was in the lead on my team and had the most overall kills) and they were like lets do one more.. so they went to cs_italy.. lol..i know what a noobian map.. so whatever i was on ct and all the t were just camping in the hostage house and i went in there and raped them all.. prolly like 10 of my kills were knife kills.. lol .. there were like two other pretty good guys but i still owned all the other noobies.. so long story short (not really i guess that was pretty long) … well i got first place cuz i had the most kills total.. yah i guess thats sums up the tournement.. it was pretty gay but i owned and got $20 Best Buy gift card for winning the cs tourney and $35 overall.. guess i’ll have to buy something nice from best buy.. maybe put it towards a pwner headset or a pwner keyboard or maybe a pwner monitor.. who knows? anyways peace out pwners – ttyl
: yea it does.. especially when classes didn't start yet
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: wow college pwns
: adam and i are working hard at pwning flash games..expect some updates soon
: game is up and its sweet
: made major progress on sturgeon rampage tonight, releasing tomorrow for sure..its gonna be awesome
: we gotta do something to this biznatch
