Yo pwners.. a little update for yalls.. PwnerAdam has just purchased a sweet new PC for ultimate pwnage.. here are the details:
CASE – $69.96: COOLER MASTER HAF 922 RC-922M-KKN1-GP Black Steel +
Plastic and Mesh Bezel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811119197
HARD DRIVE – $64.99: Western Digital 640 GB Caviar Black SATA 7200 RPM
32 MB Cache Bulk/OEM Desktop Hard Drive WD6401AALS
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001GQYYSQ/ref=oss_product
CD/DVD BURNER – $21.99: ITE-ON Black 24X DVD+R 8X DVD+RW 8X DVD+R DL
24X DVD-R 6X DVD-RW 12X DVD-RAM 16X DVD-ROM 48X CD-R 32X CD-RW 48X
CD-ROM 2MB Cache SATA
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16827106289
POWER SUPPLY – $54.99: OCZ ModXStream Pro OCZ600MXSP 600W ATX12V V2.2
/ EPS12V SLI Certified CrossFire Ready 80 PLUS Certified Modular
Active PFC Power Supply
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817341017
CPU COOLER – $29.98: COOLER MASTER Hyper 212 Plus Intel Core i5 &
Intel Core i7 compatible RR-B10-212P-G1 120mm “heatpipe direct
contact”
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16835103065
CPU – $194.99: Intel Core i5-750 Lynnfield 2.66GHz 8MB L3 Cache LGA
1156 95W Quad-Core Processor
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819115215
RAM – $109.99: G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM
DDR3 1600 (PC3 12800) Desktop Memory Model F3-12800CL9D-4GBRL
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231277
VIDEO CARD – $159.99: SAPPHIRE 100283-2L Radeon HD 5770 1GB 128-bit
GDDR5 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Video Card
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102864
MOTHERBOARD – $139.99: MSI P55-GD65 LGA 1156 Intel P55 ATX Intel Motherboard
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813130239
Total: $846.87
Tags: awesome, custom i5 build, eckstreme computer, pwner pc
Posted in Adam's PwnStories |
Like we all predicted and know, PWNERSWEB is taking over the web by storm. Look at the evidence below if you don’t believe me. Keep up the good work pwners. We need to keep up posting relevant pwn stories, pwning gadgets, pwning hot babes, etc.

Tags: awesome, evidence, google, hot babes, number 1, pwnersweb, sweet, taking over
Posted in Andy's Pwn tales |
Well– I’m in EC.. I want to get PWNERSWEB back on track. I expect a lot out of all of you. This is serious business. I’m ready to start this shat up again. I’m talking about pwning the interwebs once again.
Anyways, I gots my knee surgery on Tuesday. Here is what tehy are gonna do….

wish me luck–!
Tags: amazing, awesome, balla, Basketball, knee, new knee, Pwner, surgery, sweet, transpwntion
Posted in Andy's Pwn tales |
What is the difference between jam and jelly?
I can’t jelly my cock down your throat!
hahahaha good one
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women?
You can unscrew a light bulb!
HEHE funny as heck–Dunno where these are from but heard them around the bush. Let’s hear some more if you can think of any and i’ll update this shiznit
Tags: awesome, frickin so funny, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, incredible, jokes, pwning jokes. pwner jokes, sweet
Posted in Daily Updates |

PWNER TROPHY GOES TO ADAM AUTOMATICALLY THIS MONTH
NICE!
Tags: animated, animation, awesome, dancing, funny, gif, hilarious, Pwner, pwning
Posted in Daily Updates |
Yeah, you heard me right.. the Random Crap from the 2/19/09 Woot Off has landed in my lap today and it is awesome! The contents include:
1) Four Straps for some kind of Laptop or Duffel Bag valued at ???
2) One Lowepro Digital Camera Bag (Red/Black Color) valued at $16.99 http://products.lowepro.com/product/Rezo-20,2011.htm
3) One Pwnin’ 12″ Top Gun George W Bush Action Hero valued at $29.99 http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-bush-fs.shtml
4) DRUMROLL………….One Momento 100 10.2 inch Wireless Digital Picture Frame valued at $299.99 or $349.99!!! https://offer.momentolive.com/store/pc-18-2-momento-100.aspx or http://www.amazon.com/Momento-10-2-Inch-Wireless-Digital-Picture/dp/B000J6E2WW
So that brings the total haul to a value of $346.99 – whatever the laptop straps are worth.. and all for the cost of $2.99 + $5.00 shipping = $8.00…. I’d say that’s definitely worth it! If anyone needs a strap for a laptop bag for any reason, just let me know… Thanks Woot!
More Pwning Later,
PwnerAdam

Tags: awesome, Random Crap, woot
Posted in Adam's PwnStories |
hey pwners.. well i wish i had a touch pro right now or something with an expandabe micro SD memory slot… i was lookin around at some sweet deals and lookey what I found:
Dang yo i wish i had a use for one of these.. they are gettin so cheap.. anyways, by the time i get my next phone they’ll probably have the 16 GB for about the same price (hopefully).. well if you are interested, this is the lowest the 8GB has been yet…its the daily deal on new egg so act fast!
Tags: awesome, deal, memory, microSD
Posted in Daily Updates |
hey pwners.. well i was cleaning up my room and packing and i suddenly thought.. hey, since i don’t have a box for this huge monitor why don’t i put it to use… So using my high intelligence, I intuitively connected the monitor cable to the laptop port and BAM! two monitors for extra pwning… here are some pics.. and by the way, i will be home tonight and then the pwners will all be united, for some ultimate noobery slaying..


Tags: awesome, college pwning, dual monitors, pwnin setup
Posted in Adam's PwnStories |
dunno what it is.. still trying to figure it out. my first guess is an extremely advanced pwning multicapable robot from the future.. not sure.

Tags: awesome, extreme, htc touch pro, monster, sprint
Posted in Daily Updates |
Good evening fellow pwnstars.. I was just minding my own business, trying to get my homework for chemistry done, and I made a new, never before made, discovery. I found out something very special about gold. Yep, the plain old element gold with the symbol Au… Which I think might stand for AUsome or AUto Headshot or something really cool like that.. well here it is.. I found out why gold is so expensive, and why everyone wants it.. and why the great gold rush of 1949 happened.. they all new what it was good for.. it pwns noobs! just look at it closely.. its melting point is 1337.33 K.. that is so awesome! well… i got to get back to homework, but here is the proof, so that you know I’m not just making this up..
Tags: 1337, Au, awesome, gold, leet
Posted in Daily Updates |