I hereby declare Asa Olson of Danbury, WI as this week’s Pwner of the Week. He has successfully hacked into Brett Panosh’s facebook, dirtied his futon, and tricked him into getting 17,780 meatspins! Asa is currently a English Major at the University of Wisconsin – Madison who enjoys pwning noobs. Here is a picture of him riding his pwning machine ealier today, probably right before he proceeded to pwn some little nooblets.
The runner-up for this week was Kenny Strasser AKA K-Strass. This guy has shown up on live television six times in the past month (5 in WI), tricking the hosts into thinking he is a eco-friendly Yo-Yo master. Despite being absolutely horrible at using a Yo-Yo, he is an expert con artist who keeps convincing news stations and others to put him on the air. Click HERE for some of his hilarious live debuts and to read all about how he pwned several local news stations.
Stay tuned for next week’s POW (Pwner of the Week)…
